McCain at CPAC Today

Here's one of the funniest blog posts I've read in weeks. I contains some great advice for McCain's speech today at CPAC:

http://www.rightwingnews.com/mt331/2008/02/frank_advice_for_mccain_at_cpa.php

Some highlights to prep your pallet:

* Call for a bombing run on Berkeley until they admit the military is awesome. Conservatives would like a nice local war. Plus, if in the end we decide to pull out of Berkeley and never go back, that's cool too.

* Vow to create more global warming. See, here's a great compromise. You believe in man made global warming, but that doesn't mean you have to take a liberal position on it. Say warming is awesome and call for more of it. It will be an especially popular position this winter.

* State that Fred Thompson will be your VP and vow not to live long. That would be awesome. I bet it would get a standing ovation at CPAC.